
( Laugh Lines )
Tzvia Berrin-Reinstein has spent a decade finding the punchline, even in the most serious rooms.
For over a decade, Tzvia Berrin-Reinstein has written everything from gala keynotes to run-of-show scripts and featured comedy entertainment for celebrities and politicians. A September 11th benefit? A gala for Juvenile Diabetes? An event with Hillary Clinton right after she lost the election? These might not seem like events that scream hilarious, but at Laugh Lines there’s no scenario where a little humor doesn’t go a long way. Tzvia’s writing makes audiences comfortable and ready to laugh, finding balance between serious and silly in a professional, worry-free way.

“What we learned is that satire solves the world’s problems.”
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Regardless of the topic, Tzvia will do the necessary research to write and satirize with knowledge and authority, often blending the event’s theme with current events and pop culture, observational humor and commentary. Guests will remember the speech well beyond when their tax-deductible donation has left their bank account.
Keynote Remarks
Personal Tributes
Event Run of Show Scripts
Master of Ceremony Scripts
Acceptance Speeches
Commencement Speeches
Speech or Script-Doctoring
Ghost Writing
Roasts
“Only in politics can you be considered an “up and comer” when you’re a woman in your 50s, hell, I’m pretty sure Diane Feinstein is still considered an up and comer and she’s been dead for two years”
“But as everyone in this room knows, the press needs access to do its job. And I always try to be transparent, so to get the important stuff out of the way—my dress is from Gucci and my heels are from Ron DeSantis.”
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